That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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