Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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