I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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