physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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