Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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