There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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