I don't usually arrange sex via text message
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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