tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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