What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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