That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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