I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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