Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
In other news, I just burned my penis
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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