She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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