There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize
