I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Randomize
