Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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