biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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