I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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