yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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