Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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