My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
you would pick up someone in the library
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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