I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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