I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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