worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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