Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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