Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
