We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
