wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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