im drinking this country out of the recession.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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