I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
