I should be sponsored by Trojan
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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