I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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