Three words: puerto rican gang bang
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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