I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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