I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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