I am in a vortex of obligation.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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