Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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