You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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