i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Randomize
