No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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