I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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