Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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