I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
and i looked up. we had an audience...
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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