No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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