why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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