Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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