i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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