so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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