I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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