So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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