he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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