how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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