I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She bit a glass in half.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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