I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The ass gains better be worth it
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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