I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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