KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
She's the barista slut.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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