If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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